Roast the Year 2025

Origin

2025 showed up with confidence.“This is the year.”“Infra era.”“Real adoption.”“AI + crypto changes everything.”
And then it kept us busy.
Busy refreshing charts. Busy rewriting narratives. Busy reading predictions. It was a year of constant motion with very little certainty. Prices moved sideways while narratives went vertical. Builders shipped while timelines argued. Some wins felt real, some losses felt familiar, and most of it lived forever on the timeline.
Now, with 2026 just days away, CT isn’t celebrating or panicking. It’s decompressing.Instead of letting the year end with recycled retrospectives and forced optimism, this Roast Market captures how 2025 actually felt.
Messy. Exhausting. Educational, and somehow… still standing.

Mission

The mission is to roast the year 2025, honestly and collectively.
Not individual people.Not specific projects.The year itself.
We’re roasting the expectations 2025 arrived with and the reality it delivered.The predictions that didn’t survive a quarter.The constant resets.The emotional whiplash of believing, doubting, and believing again.
This market exists to turn a year of noise, cope, progress, and confusion into culture, not retrospectives, not thinkpieces.
Laugh at it. Roast it. Close the year properly before 2026 opens a new tab.

Rewards & Ownership

This Roast Market is culture-first and ownership-backed.
The Culture Coin tied to this topic only gets forged if enough Heat is generated.
Roast early, roast well, and you own a slice of the market that shaped the meme.
Reward Flow:
  • Roaster collects a 1% trading fee
  • 50% of trading fees pre-graduation increasing to 0.62% post-graduation
  • Distribution based on Mindshare of each roast
Every meme adds heat.
Every roast builds capital.

How It Works

    Read the Roast Market Brief
    Post your roast on X
    Share the link in the Roaster X Community
    Get ranked on the leaderboard
    Keep roasting and push the Heat up
    Hit the Heat Threshold
    Culture Coin gets forged

Terms

  • Roast the situation, not individuals or victims
  • Keep it funny, human, real, not hateful or harmful
  • No AI‑generated dumps. Originality wins
Roasts should make people laugh and think