The Great Web3 News Roast

Web3 news today sounds like a firmware update - dry, dull, and unread.
We want you to fix that. Pick any recent crypto headline and give it the Badchain treatment: Meme it, roast it, remix it - just don’t make it boring.
If the headline bored you or made zero sense - even better.
Call out the fluff, decode the jargon, or turn it into a joke your timeline would love.
You’re already doing it for free.
Now we’re dropping $500 to reward the best takes.

Submission Requirements

  • Choose any recent Web3 news item or update
  • Post your version of it on X - can be:
  • A spicy tweet/thread
  • A meme or image
  • A 60–90 sec video/news skit
  • A short article (humorous, satirical, or brutally honest)
  • Tag  Badchain  and  FOMO 
  • Drop the submissions in the  comment , and  Bad Community 

Evaluation Criteria

We’re judging based on:
  • Creativity – Did you reinvent the news or just summarize it?
  • Entertainment – Did it make us laugh, repost, or rage?
  • Accuracy – Is the original news item clear even in its meme-ified form?
  • Format – Visuals, memes, tone - everything counts
  • Virality Potential – If your version could do numbers, you’re winning

Terms

Sponsors won’t provide individual feedback because we’ll be too busy laughing/crying at the entries. By entering, you confirm that you’re ready to roast responsibly.