Ledger Has One Job and Somehow Keeps Failing It

Origin

Ledger is supposed to do one thing: protect users.
Instead, it keeps doing another thing: leaking them.
In early January 2026, users found out that Ledger’s third-party payment processor exposed names, emails, phone numbers, shipping addresses, and order details. No seed phrases were compromised, but the damage was already done.
This wasn’t a one-off.
  • 2020: over a million customers exposed.
  • 2023: supply-chain hack via Connect Kit.
  • 2026: third-party processor breach. Again.
Each incident followed the same script: breach, apology, reassurance, silence, then back to selling security hardware as if nothing had happened.
At this point, the community isn’t shocked. It’s exhausted.
This Roast Market was born from that exhaustion.

Mission

Ledger sells the idea of safety, but what it keeps delivering is exposure.
This Roast Market exists to roast the widening gap between hardware-level security and operational reality. Between “your funds are safe” and the growing list of users dealing with phishing, social engineering, and real-world threats because their personal data keeps leaking.
We’re neither here to roast cryptography nor Ledger.
We’re here to roast the industry habit of downplaying metadata leaks as “not serious.”
  • Roast the excuse that “funds weren’t affected.”
  • Roast the normalization of annual breaches.
  • Roast the idea that leaking home addresses is acceptable collateral damage.
  • Roast the influencers who keep shilling custody tools while ignoring consequences.
  • Roast the ecosystem for pretending trust resets automatically.
These days, your wallet might be safe, but your personal information might not be.
That’s what modern crypto security actually has to deal with.

Rewards & Ownership

This Roast Market is culture-first and ownership-backed.
The Culture Coin tied to this topic only gets forged if enough Heat is generated.
Roast early, roast well, and you own a slice of the market that shaped the meme.
Reward Flow:
  • Roaster collects a 1% trading fee
  • 50% of trading fees pre-graduation, increasing to 0.62% post-graduation
  • Distribution based on the Mindshare of each roast

How It Works

    Read the Roast Market Brief
    Post your roast on X
    Share the link in the Roaster X Community
    Get ranked on the leaderboard
    Keep roasting and push the Heat up
    Hit the Heat Threshold
    Culture Coin gets forged

Terms

    Roast the contradiction, not the chain.
    No AI slop.
    No fake stats.