No More Closed Hours. The Future Never Clocks Out

About Meteorite Collective

The Meteorite Collective unites the next generation of builders, creators, and traders redefining finance.Born around Meteora’s liquidity engine, Meteorite Collective is the social and cultural layer powering the future of finance.
The Collective doesn't just talk about “tokenization”, it lives it, through campaigns, creators, and communities that turn every narrative, meme, and market into a movement.
From deep DeFi infrastructure to community-driven storytelling, Meteorite backs those shaping the next chapter of tokenization and open finance.
Meteorite Collective builds ecosystems and when our builders win, the whole network moves forward.

The whole world is coming onchain, roast the normies still stuck in TradFi

Most of the world’s finance still runs off-chain, closed hours, hidden fees, and middlemen with shiny suits.Meanwhile, the builders of this generation are creating systems that never sleep, move at the speed of light, and are powered by people, not institutions.
This is your moment to roast the old systems holding us back, the broken banks, slow settlements, and outdated myths.
Then, celebrate the builders bringing liquidity, innovation, and financial access to everyone, with Meteorite Collective powering the culture, Meteora powering the liquidity, and Solana powering the rails of the future.
Your roast can be funny, sarcastic, raw, or even philosophical, as long as it’s spicy enough to melt TradFi.
The best roasts earn more than clout, they earn from Roast Capital Markets powered by Meteorite Collective.
Meteorite connects builders and traders, creators and communities.

Rewards

A total of $2,500 in rewards will be distributed for this campaign.
  • $2,000 will be distributed automatically based on the reward structure outlined in our  docs .
  • An additional $500 bonus will go to the top 3–5 creators whose roasts stand out for their quality, virality, or impact, whether it’s a mind-changing thread, a viral meme, or a killer video.
This way, both top-quality creators and consistent contributors get rewarded fairly, celebrating content that hits hard and matters most.

Myth vs. Problem: Pick Your Roast:

Myth Roast:“Crypto is just speculation.”→ Except when it’s rebuilding global finance from scratch.
Problem Roast:“Your bank closes at 5 PM.”→ Our liquidity doesn’t.
Freedom Roast:“Tradfi is for the few.”→ Defi is for everyone.

Scope Details

  • Follow and tag @MeteoriteCol, @bad_chain and @MeteoraAG on X in your roast submission.
  • Post your roast publicly on your profile, and join the Roaster X Community to drop your entry link.
  • Avoid using AI-generated or plagiarized content, originality is the ultimate alpha.
  • The most engaging, hilarious, and thought-provoking roasts rise to the top of Roast Capital Markets.

Judging Criteria

  • Creativity: How fresh and original your roast feels.
  • Punch: Humor, timing, and meme power.
  • Substance: Does it expose a real inefficiency or truth?
  • Engagement: Bonus points for replies, quotes, and viral threads.

Resources

  • Meteorite Collective X:  https://x.com/MeteoriteCol 
  • Meteorite Collective Website:  https://www.metcol.fun/ 
  •  What is Meteorite Collective? 

Terms

This campaign is sponsored by Meteorite Collective, powered by MeteoraAG.All roast submissions reflect the opinions of individual participants.No bank managers were harmed during the making of this campaign.
You badMFs are fully responsible for your words, roast responsibly.If anything catches fire, Kevin from Legal will call your TradFi employer.