Prediction Markets Were Fun Until the Leaks Started Winning

Origin

Prediction markets have blown up into a multi‑billion‑dollar phenomenon. From Polymarket and Kalshi hitting record trading volumes to Limitless carving out niche high‑frequency bets. Billions are flowing into contracts on everything from sports outcomes to political events and macro prints, and platforms are now serious enough to grab partnerships with traditional players and hit mainstream headlines.  
However, with explosive growth comes growing pains: significant, mysterious wins (such as a trader earning approximately $ 400,000 on a Venezuelan presidential outcome), regulatory outcry, and lawmakers now moving to criminalize insider trading on these sites.  
Suddenly, the big question isn’t just “who wins?” but it’s “is this real wisdom or just privileged bets disguised as markets?”

Mission

Prediction markets used to feel smart. Now they feel like betting apps with fancier fonts.
Polymarket, Kalshi, and Limitless promise “crowdsourced intelligence,” but somehow the smartest bets always land a little too perfectly.
This Roast Market exists to call that out.
Are we really predicting the future, or are we just watching insiders reap gains while everyone else guesses at vibes?
    Roast the market makers who call it “alpha” when it’s just advance info.
    Roast the gamblers pretending to be geopolitical experts.
    Roast the billion-dollar platforms that get weirdly quiet when a trader wins too perfectly.
Because at some point, “wisdom of the crowd” starts looking like “group chat with privileges.”
Let’s pop the prediction bubble, one roast at a time.

Rewards & Ownership

This Roast Market is culture-first and ownership-backed.
The Culture Coin tied to this topic only gets forged if enough Heat is generated.
Roast early, roast well, and you own a slice of the market that shaped the meme.
Reward Flow:
  • Roaster collects a 1% trading fee
  • 50% of trading fees pre-graduation increasing to 0.62% post-graduation
  • Distribution based on Mindshare of each roast
Every meme adds heat.

How It Works

    Read the Roast Market Brief
    Post your roast on X
    Share the link in the Roaster X Community
    Get ranked on the leaderboard
    Keep roasting and push the Heat up
    Hit the Heat Threshold
    Culture Coin gets forged

Terms

    Roast the contradiction, not the chain.
    No AI slop.
    No fake stats.