Fhenix Café is your escape hatch from IBW chaos, a place to sit, sip cofhe, and decompress from Bengaluru traffic, conference overload, and crypto noise.
Fhenix brings encrypted compute. Roaster brings the cultural spice.Together, they turn this café into a chill spot where devs can unwind, laugh, and roast everything IBW puts them through.
With the 6ft Jenga tower, Co-FHE roasts corner, paddle matches, and scratch-card chaos, the café becomes a fun, low-lift playground for dropping quick roasts and winning instant merch.
This isn’t a booth. It’s a break and a chance to turn your IBW suffering into content.
Super simple:
- Come to Fhenix Café
- Write a roast on Jenga blocks:
- Roast Vitalik Buterin’s outfits
- Roast Zcash haters
- Roast the Bengaluru traffic you just survived
- Roast the dev who says “it worked locally”
- Roast your own bags
- Roast your paddle opponent who still thinks they won
- Roast the scratch card you “definitely didn’t lose”
- Roast the merch farmer with 6 totes and 0 commits
- Roast the privacy product that still asks for your seed phrase
- Roast the person who asked “what’s FHE?” for the 4th time
- Post it on X with a photo/video inside the café
- Follow @fhenix and @bad_chain, then tag both in your last / second-last tweet
If it’s funny, relatable, or spicy, everything counts. If it makes someone at IBW nod in pain, that’s even better.
Make sure you:
Use a one-liner, photo, or quick video from the café.
Tag @fhenix & @bad_chain
Post publicly
Roaster will auto-score your roasts on . Fast, fun, IRL → online cultural heat.
This activation is for fun, culture, and chaos, not legal debates. Whatever you roast is your opinion. Fhenix and Roaster just provide the stage (and the coffee) and take zero responsibility for your spicy takes.
Roast responsibly (or don’t), but please remember: .
If you roast them in Kannada for extra engagement, that’s entirely on you.
Anything explodes, overheats, or summons authorities, Kevin from Legal has already started learning to say “sorry” in Kannada.
Proceed with cofhe, chaos, and caution.