Fundamentals are real, builders won, yet the charts don't care.

Origin

Solana shipped more in 2025 than ever before.
  • Spot ETFs?
  • $16B in stablecoins?
  • 2.2M daily users?
  • Real-world assets and fast-building apps?
And yet SOL bled from $294 to $124.
CT didn’t celebrate. It panicked, coped, or ghosted.
This Roast Market started as a cultural tension: When builders ship and charts dump, who’s actually right?
Mission
We’re not here to cheerlead Solana.
We’re here to roast the contradiction: If fundamentals matter, why isn’t the market reflecting it?
This isn’t about price predictions.
This is about surfacing a hard truth: Narratives move markets faster than infrastructure.
And that’s what makes it roastable.

Rewards & Ownership

This Roast Market is culture-first and ownership-backed.
The Culture Coin tied to this topic only gets forged if enough Heat is generated.
Roast early, roast well, and you own a slice of the market that shaped the meme.
Reward Flow:
  • Roaster collects a 1% trading fee
  • 50% of trading fees pre-graduation increasing to 0.62% post-graduation
  • Distribution based on Mindshare of each roast
Every meme adds heat.
Every roast builds capital.

How It Works

    Read the Roast Market Brief
    Post your roast on X
    Share the link in the Roaster X Community
    Get ranked on the leaderboard
    Keep roasting and push the Heat up
    Hit the Heat Threshold
    Culture Coin gets forged

Terms

    Roast the contradiction, not the chain.
    No AI slop.
    No fake stats.