Chain foundations ghosting their own builders is dogshit, meanwhile, builders on Solana are already shipping for real users and real revenue

Origin

This Roast Market is kicking off from the chaos already unfolding on X.
Founders calling out ghost foundations.Builders venting about getting left behind.Solana devs celebrating real users, real traction, and real revenue.
These weren’t just random tweets, they were organic roasts shaping the cultural sentiment of builders everywhere.
So instead of letting those moments fade, we’re capturing them.This Roast Market is built from those very roasts, handpicked by Roasters themselves to kick things off and amplify the narrative even further through the Roast Capital Markets (RCM) flow.
It’s aimed to become the living example of how culture forms before capital flows, showing the true cultural formation cycle of Roaster → RCM → ICM.

About the Campaign

When even Polygon’s own founder admits Ethereum  ghosted  its builders, you know something’s off.Meanwhile, Solana builders are  shipping , scaling, and making real revenue.
This Roast Market captures that moment, turning frustration into fuel and humor into movement.We’re here to roast the ghosters, the chains that over-promise and under-deliver, while celebrating the shippers, the builders who chose Solana and are thriving.
Through Roast Capital Markets (RCM), we’ll prove how attention becomes capital, how roasts/memes move markets, and how Solana became the Internet’s home for real users, real revenue, and real culture.
Once enough Heat is generated, the community will unlock Token Forge to mint the Culturecoin of the Movement on Meteora, representing builders who ship, not cope.

Mission

Let’s roast the reality check into existence.
Too many ecosystems have become echo chambers, spending more energy tweeting against other chains than actually fixing their problems.
They flex about decentralization, multi-sig councils, or marketing grants while ghosting the very builders who gave them life.
Instead of innovating for users, they fight for narratives. Instead of shipping, they stall.
Meanwhile, Solana built what users wanted:
  • Speed without compromise.
  • Infra that scales culture and commerce.
  • A foundation for the Internet Capital Markets, where memes, markets, and builders converge to turn attention into value.
This campaign rallies creators, builders, and memers to roast every outdated, over-promised, or ghost-chain narrative holding builders back and to amplify the ones building fast, earning real revenue, and driving culture forward.
Because in 2025, speed is culture, and Solana moves both.

Rewards & Ownership

This isn’t just a campaign, it’s the first Roast Market where rewards = ownership.
The Culturecoin born from this market isn’t pre-mined or pre-decided.It only exists if the community creates enough Heat to forge it,  making it truly by the community, for the community.
Here’s how rewards flow back to the Roasters who made it happen:
  • The Roaster platform collects a 1% trading fee, of which 0.5% is distributed to Roasters during the bonding-curve phase (pre-migration), and 0.8% post-migration as markets graduates to DAMMv2 based on their Roast Mindshare.
  • That means if the token generates $500K in trading volume, $2,000 goes directly to the Roasters who fueled it.
  • If it scales to $10M in volume, that’s $40,000 redistributed to the community that forged it.
Every roast, every meme, every spark of Heat directly contributes to the culture’s creation and the Roasters own a share of what they build.
This is what Culture Ownership looks like, originated from Roast Capital Markets and evolved into the Internet Capital Markets.

How It Works

    Join the Roast:Roast any outdated or ghost-chain behavior keeping builders stuck.Celebrate the ones who migrated to Solana and shipped real products.
    Post Your Roast:
  • Follow and tag  @bad_chain 
  • Post your roast publicly on X with the campaign tag
  • Share it in the  Roaster Community 
    Get Ranked:
  • Your roast will sync automatically on  roaster.fun  or just use the manual sync button on your Roaster Profile
  • The AI Roast Engine will score your roast on creativity, humor, and engagement
    Forge the Culturecoin:Once enough Heat is generated and only when Heat Threshold is reached, the community will forge the official Culturecoin via Meteora, turning cultural energy into tradable value.

Scoring Criteria

  • Creativity: Is your roast fresh, funny, or painfully accurate?
  • Style: How well do you use memes, threads, or storytelling?
  • Impact: Does it amplify the Solana builder culture?
  • Bonus: Roasts that make both builders and users laugh (or cope).

Terms

This Roast Market exists to amplify the “Just Build on Solana” narrative through humor, culture, and truth.By joining, you agree to:
  • Roast ecosystems or individuals we don’t care until its truth
  • Keep it witty, not toxic
  • No AI spam, no fake engagement
  • Accept that mid roasts will get mid scores, it’s the law of the Roastverse

Remember

We’re not just roasting slow chains, we’re crowning the fast ones.We’re not farming engagement, we’re forging culture.And if anything blows up… Kevin from Legal is already in the bunker.